Hope your Halloween Week is going especially BOOtifully....
- What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Answer:
Lazy bones
- Where do spooks water ski? Answer:
On Lake Erie
- Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Answer:
No, they eat the fingers separately.
- Who was the most famous French skeleton? Answer:
Napoleon Bone-apart
- What does a witch ask for at a hotel? Answer:
Broom service
- Who has webbed feet and fangs? Answer:
Count Quackula
- Where do ghost go during the day? Answer:
Dayscare centers
- What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Answer:
Spare ribs
- Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party? Answer: Because he didn’t have any body to go with him.
- Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? Answer: Because they’re so wrapped up in them.
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