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10/29/2015

TEN FUN HALLOWEEN JOKES JUST FOR YOU!!!

Hope your Halloween Week is going especially BOOtifully....
  1. What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Answer: Lazy bones
  2. Where do spooks water ski? Answer: On Lake Erie
  3. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Answer: No, they eat the fingers separately.
  4. Who was the most famous French skeleton? Answer: Napoleon Bone-apart
  5. What does a witch ask for at a hotel? Answer: Broom service
  6. Who has webbed feet and fangs? Answer: Count Quackula
  7. Where do ghost go during the day? Answer: Dayscare centers
  8. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Answer: Spare ribs
  9. Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party? Answer: Because he didn’t have any body to go with him.
  10. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? Answer: Because they’re so wrapped up in them.

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